CAN astrology help me lose weight?

Can it? I don't know. I checked Tarot.com and they wanted me to sign up for some "book" or other to figure it out.
I think I'm going to stick with my diet and exercise plan. I do know my sign supposedly gets bored quickly and that's true for me-look at this blog for evidence! I got bored after three tries and here I am, back at it. I'll probably swear off in a few weeks again, not to return. What? I'm just bein' honest!
Anyone have suggestions for a nice hotel in Wichita, KS? My bro-in-law is getting hitched up there and we need to make a reservation stat. I was thinking of going big at the Marriott but the last one I stayed in (on the Big Island) really ticked me off because they told us when we got there that we could check out late on our last day because our plane didn't leave until like 10:30 p.m. Then at about 11 a.m. the day we left, they called our room and said we needed to be out of there at noon or else they would have to charge us another day's stay. That sucked. Customer service lesson number 256: If you do a good job the whole time, then screw up at the very end, people tend to remember that and that alone. I don't even know what I liked about the place. Thanks Mitt Romney and Co. for ruining the last of my Hawaiian vacay.
I think I will go watch The Soup and laugh. Because I need a good laugh after this day.