Thursday, April 9, 2009

I hear the secrets that you keep

I felt so bad for that nice Canadian on the radio who got bush-whacked by Billy Bob Thornton. And no, I didn't hear about it on Kid Craddick, I'm not even sure what station that show is on.
Anyhoo I watched the Canadian radio station footage online and I'm not writing this one off as B.B. was high, now Joaquin Phoenix, that's another matter. He might have been high. A man can hide almost anything in his beard.
It looked rather like BB was talking in his sleep when he mentioned the "monster" contest entry after being asked about his favorite music as a youngster.
Sounds about like the time I went in to my mom and dad's room scared of something or other late at night and tried to wake my mom up. I grabbed her and she rolled over and mumbled something about "the ice in the suitcase will melt" and I was like "huh? I'm scared" exactly like this Canadian guy responded to Billy Bob. Crazy.
Anyway moral of the story? Get some rest before you appear on air. And for pete's sake, if you are a drummer and you "can't take your drums around with you" buy a tambourine already. The other band mates are tired of the excuses man.

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